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A friend sent me this this morning and it made me laugh! Enjoy...

The sharing of marriage...
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> The old man placed order for one
> hamburger, French fries and a drink.
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> He unwrapped the plain hamburger
> and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of
> his wife.
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> He then carefully counted out the French fries,
> dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in
> front of his wife.
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> He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set
> the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
> people around them were looking over and whispering.
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> Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple
> - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
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> As the man began to eat his fries a young man came
> to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for
> the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to
> sharing everything.
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> People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't
> eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
> turns sipping the drink.
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> Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
> another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are
> used to sharing everything.'
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> Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his
> face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over
> to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
> 'What is it you are waiting for?'
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> She answered...
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> 'THE
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