Marrying a Wisconsin Girl

> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
> given their new wives duties.
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> The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and
> bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the
> dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but
> on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
> dishes were done.
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> The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged
> he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
> cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he
> didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
> By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done
> and he had a huge dinner on the table.
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> The third man married a girl from Wisconsin. He told her
> that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed,
> lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for
> every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
> anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by
> the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
> could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix
> himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
> landscaper.
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> Gotta love those Wisconsin girls .....
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